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A: The cops finally found the husband. B: What husband? A: The husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m. B: Oh, yeah. The girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital. A: The husband said he tried to help the boy. B: Yes, he pushed him off the hood of the ... Xem thêm »

A: Do you believe in God? B: Of course. A: Do you pray to God? B: Occasionally. A: When’s that? B: When I need something. A: Like what? B: Well, if I have a big test at school. A: Does God answer your prayers? B: Yes, I’ve passed all my tests. A: Do you ever pray for money? B: Not ... Xem thêm »

A: How good is your math? B: I can add two and two. A: So you’re not very good at math? B: I’m terrible at math. A: Well, I need some help. B: With what? A: I’m taking a math course in school. B: Well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help. A: I can’t do that. ... Xem thêm »

A: This is a huge library. B: Yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space. A: And lots of books. B: And lots of thieves. A: What do you mean? B: I mean, keep your belongings close to you. A: The only thing in my backpack is used books. B: But thieves don’t know that. A: They might ... Xem thêm »

A: Parking at school is impossible. B: I’ll say. A: I drove around for half an hour. B: Did you find a spot? A: I found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me. B: Did you yell at them? A: Yes, I did. B: And? A: And he yelled back at me. B: How rude. A: ... Xem thêm »

A: What is your major? B: English. A: What are you going to do with an English major? B: I’m going to be a teacher. A: High school or middle school? B: High school. A: I teach high school English. B: I didn’t know that. A: I started teaching five years ago. B: How do you like it? A: Do ... Xem thêm »

A: I can’t wait until I graduate. B: Me too. A: No more homework. B: I hate homework. A: Are you going to college? B: I can’t afford it. A: Me neither. B: So what are you going to do? A: I’m joining the army. B: You’re kidding. You might get killed. A: I don’t think so. After I finish, ... Xem thêm »

A: Have you done your homework? B: Not yet. A: Then why are you watching TV? B: This is my favorite show. A: Go do your homework. B: But, mom! A: You can watch TV after you do your homework. B: But the show will be over. A: There will be another show next week. B: Please? A: You know ... Xem thêm »

A: My pen is out of ink. B: Shake it a couple of times. A: I shook it. There is no more ink. B: You can borrow mine. A: Thank you. I’ll buy a new one tomorrow. B: What were you doing? A: I was writing a letter. B: Who were you writing to? A: It’s to my mom. B: ... Xem thêm »